Sandbank Times - Edition 6

Berenty Reserve, Madagascar, October 2, 2006: Judging by their devil-may-care gestures and dismissive attitudes towards onlookers, it seems that the lemurs of Berenty Reserve can now be completely discounted as potential predators to man.

A recent visit by a Sandbank...

Sandbank Times - Edition 5

Fort Dauphin, October 1, 2006: A new gas station shop in Fort Dauphin has made an unprecedented move to supply non-expired food to residents. The Moplenty* Petrol Station, located off the main street, has stocked its shelves with foodstuffs that do not need to be eaten within...

Sandbank Times - Edition 4

Fort Dauphin, September 29, 2006: Inflation has been skyrocketing at an unprecedented rate in Fort Dauphin, resulting from an influx of new residents supplanted here to work for corporate gain. The Tanambo market based at the periphery of the town has seen the price of pineapples...

Sandbank Times - Issue 2

Fort Dauphin, September 21, 2006: In a bid to try and assuage the boredom of waiting to get online, residents have been complaining loudly at the only Internet café in town.

“This is ridiculous,” said one man, after waiting 45 minutes for a page to load, “how am...

Sandbank Times- Issue 1

Fort Dauphin, September 20, 2006: A South African paramedic who only recently arrived in Fort Dauphin, fractured his elbow in a freak game of cricket on a local beach last weekend. In an uncanny coincidence, the only other paramedic in town was swimming on the same beach,...

The Sandbank Times

I would like to officially announce the opening of the Sandbank Times, providing Matador readers access to all the exclusive reports and news generated out of Fort Dauphin. At the...